Spam and Eggs #1

The last shipment of Spam was sub par. I wouldn’t serve it to my dog (if I had one). Here’s a blast from the past to tide you over until some more of the good stuff gets in. 🙂

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Good morning, ladies and gents. Pour yourself a cup of coffee (or a spot of tea if you prefer) and have a seat. Your Spam and Eggs are ready.

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First up: a couple of samples from a 500+ word comment on my Fibromyalgia page under Woo-Free Resources. (The page is only available through this link at the moment.)

If you are under investigation by both men and women was injected in lips and cheeks to make the most prevalent and effective path to diet to lose weight. The researchers conducted 33 controlled studies to prove the technique. Make sure you get up in your cell receptors. According to sports or outdoor activity, like two minutes. Phentermine was one half of a Berkey water filter or a vegan…

 

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This is for Trent

We’re a bunch of volunteers and opening a new scheme in our community. Your web site offered us with valuable information to work on. You have performed a formidable activity and our whole neighborhood shall be grateful to you.

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My favorite was left on Regarding Henry

We’m pleased, I have to say. Actually almost by no means do I experience your weblog that is each educative and partaking, and let me to allow you know, an individual’ve strike the true toe nail on the brain. The idea is exceptional the issue is a thing that insufficient folks are usually speaking neatly with regards to. We’m very safe which i occurred all via this in the course of my look for something concerning this.

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See you again next Monday.

Spam & eggs

I’ve decided to revive this for Sunday mornings (hush. It’s still morning here.) For those who aren’t familiar with this feature, here is the post that started it. Admittedly, I didn’t get very far.

Nutritional advice for the beauty conscious left in response to Un-Wholly Madonna:

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This affectionate bit was inspired by A new blogger among us:

Hi my loved one! I wish to say that this post is awesome, great written and include approximately all vital infos. I would like to peer more posts like this .

And (yes) this one was posted in response to More Spam.

You undoubtedly help it become look very easy along with your presentation however in locating this specific matter to be truly something In my opinion I’d by no means realize. It sort of feels also sophisticated and significant for me personally. I’m looking forward on your own future submit, I’ll make an effort to get the stick from it!

 

Ok. I admit it.

The twitter thing is actually kind of fun.

::runs away::

Ballad of The Just Right Webmaster

Hear my words and understand: I Am “The Just Right Webmaster”.

I do any distinctive trick. The contents are master-piece.

Can you dig it?

 

I am The Just Right Webmastah
Make my fingahs fly fastah
Point my fukkin’ lasah-light blasta
an’ I gun it ’til I crash ya

I put the numbers in a row
and a-surfin’ you will go
until everybody know
how come Shirley got that glow

I am The Just Right Webmastah
Make my fingahs fly fastah
Point my fukkin’ lasah-light blasta
an’ I gun it ’til I crash ya

C’mon and be a glutton
press that itty bitty button
wrap that baby in its buntin’
eat the eggs I been huntin’

I am The Just Right Webmastah
Make my fingahs fly fastah
Point my fukkin’ lasah-light blasta
an’ I gun it ’til I crash ya

Dorothy clicks
and the poetry ticks
and your eyes they will stick
I got balls but no dick

I am The Just Right Webmastah
Make my fingahs fly fastah
Point my fukkin’ lasah-light blasta
an’ I gun it ’til I crash ya

Awwwww, yeah.

Twitter-dee and Twitter-dum

I am now on the twitter. I’m not sure how I feel about this. It’s almost like the online equivalent to standing on the corner waiting for somebody to honk, if ya know what I mean.

I did see some familiar faces, so I followed them. Oh, yes. You thought you were safe out there in twitter-land, but you were wrong. The Gringa goes where she wants to go.

Stop by sometime and say hi. Or shout, or whatever it is we do on twitter.

It’s possible I have no idea what I’m doing…

Man, I’m old.

Spam and Eggs #2

Good morning, ladies and gents. Pour yourself a cup of coffee (or a spot of tea if you prefer) and have a seat. Your Spam and Eggs are ready.

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What’s My Tune? #4

The last (but certainly not least) “What’s My Tune?” for this week goes out to a man who’s all right side of the brain and has half a mind to keep it dirty. His world is populated with crack squirrels and beautiful girls (his two lovely daughters, you sickos). He’s a 21st century renaissance man and all around groovy guy.

I could have gone with a Grateful Dead song here, but we can’t be THAT obvious. Besides, what better way to honor a man who wrote a book about monkeys than with a song about electrical bananas? (ooo000ooo).

Arthur Browne, this one’s for you.

That’s it, folks! Going forward there will be one “What’s My Tune?” per week; it’ll be a Friday thing. Have a great weekend!

Spam and Eggs #1

Good morning, ladies and gents. Pour yourself a cup of coffee (or a spot of tea if you prefer) and have a seat. Your Spam and Eggs are ready.

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First up: a couple of samples from a 500+ word comment on my Fibromyalgia page under Woo-Free Resources. (The page is only available through this link at the moment.)

If you are under investigation by both men and women was injected in lips and cheeks to make the most prevalent and effective path to diet to lose weight. The researchers conducted 33 controlled studies to prove the technique. Make sure you get up in your cell receptors. According to sports or outdoor activity, like two minutes. Phentermine was one half of a Berkey water filter or a vegan…

 

One of the substance in helping people best raspberry ketone supplement. When you have a hard time tanning before and after running at full bolt causing your energy level throughout the day, it may happen to everyone.

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This is for Trent

We’re a bunch of volunteers and opening a new scheme in our community. Your web site offered us with valuable information to work on. You have performed a formidable activity and our whole neighborhood shall be grateful to you.

---

My favorite was left on Regarding Henry

We’m pleased, I have to say. Actually almost by no means do I experience your weblog that is each educative and partaking, and let me to allow you know, an individual’ve strike the true toe nail on the brain. The idea is exceptional the issue is a thing that insufficient folks are usually speaking neatly with regards to. We’m very safe which i occurred all via this in the course of my look for something concerning this.

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See you again next Monday.

Scientists Claim Using Facebook Causes Depression

huh. who woulda thunk?

Black Dog Runner, that’s who. (I hope you are well.)

More Spam

I get some unintentionally funny as hell spam. I posted some of it here. I’m seriously thinking of doing this every Monday morning and calling it “Spam and Eggs”.  What do you think?

 

 

In response to and all the lights grow old… :

 

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“Nah.”:

 

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This is for Trent:

 

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This next one is over 500 words long, so I’m just going to give you a sample. In response to Balance and Perspective:

 

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