More Fluff

Seriously, yo? You want more? Daaaamn.

Truth be told, the only reason I created this page was so that I could use it to make that purty little menu up there at top and put links to other stuff under it. But I understand. It’s kinda like false advertising, isn’t it?


You asked for it. This probably belongs under “bunkum”, but what the hell…

You are about to be treated to my most favorite “punny” joke of all time. It’s not my fault if the references are so old that only people my age and older (and possibly only those who live in the USA) get it. I’ll try to come up with something more current and international so you’ll think I’m hip. (heh. “Hip”) Personally, I think if it’s good enough for Arthur, then it ought to be downright fantastic for you. Right?


Here we go:


Roy RogersOne day Roy Rogers was strutting down Main Street. He was feeling very proud and handsome because he had just purchased a brand-spanking-new pair of rattlesnake skin boots. Oh! They were gorgeous, especially with the sun glinting off the scales!


Diamondback Rattlesnake Skin BootsSo, down the street he goes, smiling and happy, when out of nowhere, a nasty old alley cat leaps onto him and starts a-tearing and a-chewing at his new shoes!


feral_catRoy swings into action! He grabs that ol’ alley cat by the tail, and he swings it this way! and he swings it that way! Then he twirls it over his head like a lasso! Then he throws it over his shoulder, all limp and dizzy from the ordeal.*  Roy dusts himself off and heads back down the street.


dale_evansDale Evans is there, leaning on a fence post. She calls out to him: “Pardon me, Roy! Is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?”





*No animals were harmed in the making of this page. Except maybe a few diamondback rattlesnakes. I personally did not harm them, but I imagine being made into a boot is less than beneficial to a snake’s well-being.

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