I say things to the kinderlings like waken sie uppen.
When my son was little I tried to teach him German numbers and stuff like that. He would get so mad! He would stamp his foot and say, “Momma! Nicht auf Deutsch!” which means, “Momma! Not in German!” He was ironic before it was cool.
I love kinders…
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Kinder are the BEST.
I liebe my kinder.
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I got two…
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Did you?
You just jumped right into this challenge, huh?
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I never look before I leap
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Ah, but look what you get to see after the jump.
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A nice view… for a little while…
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…ooo000ooo…
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this is why you should always jump UP
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Well I start off in that direction…
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fuckin’ Newton, man.
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He messed up falling for all of us.
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Ich habbe ein drei?
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Es tut mir leid. Ich habe nur drei jahre Deutsche im gymnasium. Sprechen Sie langsamer, bitte. Wo ist der WC?
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Der WC ist here… makkin der kliene schiesse?
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nein. gross.
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oh well
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please tell me you caught the double-meaning because I was way prouder of that than I had any right to be.
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I’m not sure I did… as I said, I am not very bright.
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well, gross is German for big, but it’s also English for, well, gross.
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Oh… I only know a little fake German
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I say things to the kinderlings like waken sie uppen.
When my son was little I tried to teach him German numbers and stuff like that. He would get so mad! He would stamp his foot and say, “Momma! Nicht auf Deutsch!” which means, “Momma! Not in German!” He was ironic before it was cool.
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Aufgebben… hande hoch
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no, I’m never high-handed
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HA!
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