Tom was telling me about his latest crazy dream. He has a lot of those. The only part with which we are concerned is this:
“…and then all of a sudden the whole scene shifted, and there were National Guardsmen everywhere telling us there was a zombie horde being funneled right through the area we were in. They were trying to divert them from the President’s motorcade. There was one guy going around telling people, ‘You might want to get behind something.'”
“That’s great advice. It’s right up there with, ‘In the event of nuclear holocaust, get under your desk and cover your head with your hands.'”
“It was worse: there was only one step.”
That man slays me.