But I can’t help myself. It was the girl’s first day back at school, and I’ve been downright *giddy* in spite of my fatigue. And then earlier I used the word “feud”. I started thinking: Shouldn’t it be F-U-E-D?
No, no. That wouldn’t sound like fyood. It would sound like fooed, as in:
The men fued.
But then if you tried to conjugate the verb it would sound like:
The men had fued.
And of course that lead to this:
Would you care for a sandwich?
And I’ve been guffawing over it ever since.
Fluff and Bunkum 
Love this! Big, big smile!!!
LikeLike
I crack me up, Jami. I really do. 😀
LikeLike
🙂
LikeLike
Giddy and Guffawed, two greatly under used words (Chuckle)
RK
LikeLike
I got a million of ’em. *So* good to see you. 🙂
LikeLike
How dare you make fun of our feuding… hey… you’re right… that is a fun word… fued… feud… did Freud ever feud? Should we have sangfroid about our feuds? Is it rude to feud? But if it was good enough for the Hatfields and the McCoys…
LikeLike
I think Freud and Jung sort of feuded, right? (I am nnow visualizing their heads superimposed onto the bodies of Bruce and Chuck.)
Dude. You stumped me on “sangfroid”. Nice work. Not to brag, but that almost NEVER happens. I’ll look it up in a minute here…
Hell, yes, it’s rude.
Good enough for the Hatfields and McCoys? But those people were seriously nuts, yo. …oh.
LikeLike
What’s your point?
LikeLike
Point?
LikeLike
oh… right…
LikeLike
Glad we got that straightened out.
LikeLike
yup
LikeLike
Is she going to eat her baby!!?!?
LikeLike
must be an atheist
LikeLike
That makes perfect sense. I’m ashamed I hadn’t considered that.
LikeLike
Well, in your defense, the traditional way to eat babies is roasted with new potatoes and asparagus.
LikeLike
True, and thank you. Though, a baby sandwich would be quicker and far less work to throw together as a meal.
LikeLike
There is that. It’s possible she used leftovers, but there’s too much meat left on that baby for that to be true.
(I think I may have just crossed the line, there.)
LikeLike
There was a line? I didn’t see one… Were we supposed to step on it, or jump over it?
Changing topics, because that’s how I roll, I listened to a 3 minute song by this particularly good 2 person band based out of AZ last night…
LikeLike
HAHAHAHA! I know those people. They’re a little weird for my taste.
LikeLike
Good voices, solid instrument work…
Weirdness isn’t something to be avoided but embraced.
LikeLike
Well, aren’t you sweet. 🙂
I want to add a bunch of Tom’s work on that page, but I haven’t gotten to it yet. (His voice sounds kinda like Iggy Pop to me.) He’s a very talented songwriter, and I think more people should hear him. He’s a “musician’s musician”. You know?
We actually folded on The EFP. We both wanted to be in charge. ::rolls eyes at us both::
LikeLike
The good ones are always gone too soon… 😉
And I’m SHOCKED you wanted to be in charge. Shocked.
LikeLike
Who…me?
::widens eyes and bats lashes::
LikeLike
I’m the king (er, um, Jester) of batting my blue eyes. That won’t work on me.
LikeLike
curses!
LikeLike
mauahahaha
I’ve foiled you again
I think
maybe
LikeLike
Yay! Now I can make a new hat. 🙂
LikeLike
Oh, clever!
I’m not sure I gave you enough foil for a whole hat… maybe half a hat.
LikeLike
Fine. I’ll make a headband. Although I imagine it’s like condoms: if there’s a big hole on top, it ain’t gonna do you any good.
LikeLike
Yeah, the top is where we steal all your secrets from…
Though, that might just be what you want you all to think, because we really steal it all from your ears….
LikeLike
Awesome! I definitely have enough foil for earmuffs.
LikeLike
Cool.
I, um… I’m gonna need a picture of that!
😀
LikeLike
It might take a while. Making tinfoil earmuffs is a delicate operation.
LikeLike
Take your time. I’ll be here all day.
LikeLike
I agree. EU UE EIEIO. Back in the day people made a stink about the way a certain president pronounced nuclear and then I could never spell it anymore, always putting in those two letters in questions and wondering what order the belonged in Ms. M. Pre-spell check days were something, you know?!
LikeLike
I do. We had pre-automatic credit card swipe days and pre-CD days (hell, pre-casette tape days, huh?). Not to mention pre-remote control days.
This may be unrelated, but here’s what makes me crazy:
Say I go to the store and my bill is $10.83. All I have is a $20 and some singles (because I am old enough to still carry cash from time to time). I give the cashier $21, and instead of giving me a ten dollar bil plus 17 cents change, they try to give me back the single, like I made a mistake.
oy.
LikeLiked by 1 person