But NAY I say unto thee. I am the life-giving mother, and I make my own path.
WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU BOYS GOTTEN YOURSELVES INTO?
YOU are bad at poetry and YOU are bad at computers. I say you call it a draw and go back to your own corners.
AND LEAVE THOSE SQUIRRELS OUT OF IT! IF I HEAR ONE MORE PEEP OUT OF EITHER OF YOU I’M COMING OVER THERE TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!
Peace and Love to You All.
Fluff and Bunkum 
Trent was going to give me a promotion if I joined his revolution. Did you see that? Head Minion in Charge of Research and Hammers…
I was tempted to join the fray.
I keep waiting for a better offer from Art, but one hasn’t surfaced yet.
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Shit, Art vaguely promised me a promotion yesterday, but I may have tried to warn the enemy of his imminent attack today, so I’m pretty sure said promise has been withdrawn.
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Why can’t we all get along?
*quickly hides hammer behind back*
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*gasp*
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING WITH THAT HAMMER, MISTER?
THERE’S A CORNER OVER THERE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT! BUT FIRST, LET ME HAVE THAT HAMMER!
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*bats blue eyes*
*smiles just right so the dimple shows*
What hammer?
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See? We are so NOT on the same page. When someone says “Let me have that hammer,” you let ’em have it–ON THE HEAD. Didn’t you watch Saturday morning cartoons? Yeesh!
Aaaaand now I have “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” playing in my head. I have nothing against The Beatles, but PAUL IS THE WRONG BEATLE.
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I only hammer in self-defense…
Or, I might have been bluffing…
Or, I could have just been distracting you while… hey, look at that over there!!!
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squirrel!
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A Moose!!
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duck!
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Augh!!!
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i told you to duck.
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I did… I was too busy ducking to type *ducks*
Has the danger passed?
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there’s a moose watching you. a moose once bit my sister…
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I’m more concerned about the llamas, honestly.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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Well, the llamas and a certain rabbit…
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Mojang is adding Killer Rabbits to Minecraft.
I am *so excited*! This is like the best thing since someone’s chocolate got into someone else’s peanut butter… or vice versa.
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Great, now I’ve got a hankering (love that word by the way) for some chocolate and peanut butter goodness. I’m going to have to fix that situation immediately…
And, also, I’ve got a hankering for some rabbit stew…
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*way* better than crack squirrel stew
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Without a doubt. And neither are as good as rattlesnake stew.
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tourist.
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What the what?
How could you say that to me?!
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It’s the FSM-damned circle of life.
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Also (yes, starting a second thread, deal with it), you are brilliantly hilarious!
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Aw, shucks.
::kicks a harmless stone that did nothing whatsoever to deserve such treatment::
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Don’t be so modest!
(That stone had it coming. I have it on good authority that it enjoys being cast first.)
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i just snorted my tea.
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Hooray!!!
Mission accomplished for the day. I can go home now.
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glad I could help!
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Oh, man… we just got put in time out…
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That’s right, Mister Man.
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he started it
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DO YOU *WANT* ME TO COME OVER THERE?
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no, Ma’am…
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OMG. Serious? Trent was just stoned off the crack squirrel stew. He’s come down now. I have to read more of your stuff, cause I like to be amused. But I need to know why Paul is the wrong Beatle?? Them’s possibly fighting words sister.. I love me my Beatles….
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I have three words(?) for you:
Oh Blah Dee
(I do love me some Trent, though. Does that make up for the deficiency.)
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