What the what what? (Clear as Mud Hitting the Fan)

My daughter woke me up a full 20 minutes before the alarm was supposed to go off. It may have looked to all the world like I was just staring blankly at the ceiling with my mouth hanging open, but oh no! My mind was in overdrive, like a crack squirrel on a hamster wheel, sharp as a wet paper trap. Oh yeah, I’m gonna mix all the metaphors similies like Dennis Miller in a wet tee shirt contest reciting beat poetry to a flock of cocker spaniels. (That’s right. Edit, bitches!)

 

What???

What???

 

Just go with it, babe. The rule book is out the window. I did not get the memo.

Elvis has left the fucking building.

 

not this Elvis…

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

THIS Elvis.

 

I have all kinds of ideas to throw at you. Careful! They’re hot.

  • $$Fibromyalgia for Fun (Yours) and Profit (Mine)$$
  • Pepé Le Pew is not just an Offensive Stereotype. He’s a Useful Creep.
  • Speaking of Pepé, I felt guilty after I laughed, so that’s all right, then.
  • Do Over! (Edit AGAIN! I rock my OWN world!)
  • Gringa Binga — Even More Fun for You and Profit for Me–
    — (I did it AGAIN! Somebody stop me!)

I think there were others, but I waited too long to write them down. Don’t worry. They’ll come back to me eventually.

Lucky you.

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25 thoughts on “What the what what? (Clear as Mud Hitting the Fan)

  1. Crack squirrel on a hamster wheel… now that would be fun to see… maybe from a distance 🙂

    And Elvis… what a difference a few years and a bunch of drugs can make. Sad, really.

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    • a looong distance. 😀

      *sigh* Poor Elvis. That’s what happens if you don’t stop taking the crack and/or running on the wheel. 😦

      I still remember when he died. It was the same year Star Wars came out…

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